Chaffed nut sacks r "nut" so fun...

Either I'm getting old (yup) or 3 days of Disneyland is just too much for me. They changed Pirates (bastards!), Small World was closed because it wasn't politically correct enough (ha ha) and I went on Splash Mountain for the first time. I found out why they call it "Splash" Mountain. I got soaked and all that walking around chaffed my nut sack like no other. I was walking bowlegged for the rest of the day. Not to mention my balls felt like someone took a sander to them. Poor little guys couldn't take all that walking. I felt like stealing one of those drivable wheelchairs so I could rest my aching nads. Alas, chaffing didn't ruin my whole trip. It was fun and now I get to experience the 12 hour drive back home. Joy. I'm ready to go home though. At least I have the next 5 days off from work which rules!

Fall is coming, which sucks!

Okay well, over and out from Anahiem, CA home of the Chaffiest Place on Earth (my balls, tee hee).

-mbh signing off...

P.S. I'm really listening to Gary Numan's recently released JAGGED EDGE album which rules the schools.